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Here are 20 funny jokes related to Stoicism:


  1. Why did the Stoic refuse to play cards? He couldn't get a good poker face.

  2. How do Stoics greet each other? "It's nice to see you, but I'd be equally content without you."

  3. Why did the Stoic philosopher cross the road? To practice his indifference to where he was.

  4. What’s a Stoic’s favorite type of music? Whatever’s playing – it’s all the same to them.

  5. Why don’t Stoics get stressed out about exams? They know that whatever happens, it’s out of their control.

  6. Why was the Stoic always calm during traffic jams? He knew he couldn't control the traffic, only his reaction to it.

  7. What’s a Stoic’s favorite sport? Bowling – they’re unaffected by strikes or gutters.

  8. Why did the Stoic philosopher bring a ladder to the bar? To reach new heights of indifference.

  9. How do you know if someone’s a Stoic? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you, but you won’t see any emotion about it.

  10. What did the Stoic say to the pessimist? “Things could be worse, but I don’t mind if they are.”

  11. Why did the Stoic get promoted? He showed remarkable indifference to office politics.

  12. Why did the Stoic philosopher quit his job as a comedian? He couldn’t stand the laughter – or the silence.

  13. What do you call a Stoic’s favorite dessert? Whatever’s on the menu.

  14. Why did the Stoic go to therapy? To talk about how he feels… absolutely fine.

  15. How many Stoics does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they accept the darkness if the bulb can't be changed.

  16. Why did the Stoic philosopher start a gardening business? To practice detachment from the fruits of his labor.

  17. What did the Stoic say after winning the lottery? "This is fine."

  18. Why did the Stoic bring an umbrella on a sunny day? He was indifferent to the weather forecast.

  19. What’s a Stoic’s favorite movie? “Whatever’s on” – they’re not particular.

  20. Why don’t Stoics argue? Because they’re perfectly okay with agreeing to disagree 

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