Here are 20 funny quotes about Stoicism:

"A Stoic is someone who has trained their mind to be as unmoving as their face." 

"The only thing that rattles a Stoic is an empty coffee cup." 

"Stoicism: the fine art of not letting anything, good or bad, mess with your chill." 

"Why did the Stoic cross the road? He didn’t care, as long as he got to the other side eventually." 

"Being Stoic is like being a Jedi, but without the cool lightsabers." 

"A Stoic can watch paint dry and think, 'Well, at least it’s drying.'" 

"A Stoic at a party: 'I am here, and that is enough.'"

"To be Stoic is to master the art of not sweating the small stuff, or the big stuff, or any stuff." 

"Stoicism: because someone has to remain calm while everyone else is freaking out." 

"The Stoic’s guide to life: expect nothing, appreciate everything." 

"Why don’t Stoics play hide and seek? Because they’re perfectly fine being found or not." 

"A Stoic’s favorite phrase: ‘This too shall pass.’"

"For a Stoic, ‘Whatever’ is not just a phrase; it’s a lifestyle." 

"A Stoic can endure anything – except a Wi-Fi outage." 

"Stoicism is like wearing emotional Teflon: nothing sticks." 

"A Stoic can be in the eye of a hurricane and just think, 'Well, it’s windy today.'" 

"Why did the Stoic read the dictionary? To be indifferent to all words equally." 

"A Stoic’s perfect vacation: staying home and meditating on the virtue of not traveling." 

"Being a Stoic means never having to say you’re sorry, because you’re too busy accepting everything as it is." 

"The Stoic’s motto: ‘What will be, will be – and that’s just fine.’"