Here are 15 funny jokes about health insurance:

 

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the health insurance bill and couldn’t contain its shock.

Why don't health insurance agents ever play hide and seek?

Because good luck hiding from someone who can find every loophole.

Why did the health insurance policy go to school?

To get a little more coverage.

What did the health insurance card say to the wallet?

"Don't leave home without me!"

Why did the scarecrow buy health insurance?

In case he had to visit the cornstalk-dermatologist.

What’s the best way to get health insurance coverage?

Stand under an umbrella policy.

Why did the health insurance go to therapy?

It had too many exclusions.

Why did the health insurance company become a chef?

To offer a better deductible diet.

How do you know your health insurance is great?

When even your doctor is impressed by it.

Why did the health insurance agent break up with their partner?

Because they couldn’t handle the premium drama.

Why did the hospital give the health insurance card a promotion?

Because it was always in patient condition.

Why was the health insurance agent so good at poker?

Because they always knew when to fold.

Why did the patient bring a ladder to the doctor’s office?

To check if their insurance had any high deductible ceilings.

Why did the health insurance company open a gym?

To encourage policyholders to exercise their rights.

What do you call health insurance for cats?

A pawlicy.

I hope these jokes bring a smile faces!