Here are 15 funny jokes about motherhood:

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because his mom was in a jam!

Why do mothers have to go to bed early?

Because the baby monitor is the only thing that sleeps through the night.

Why don’t mothers ever get lost?

Because they follow their intuition – and Google Maps.

Why did the mother bring a ladder to the kitchen?

Because she heard the dinner was going to be a high-stakes affair.

Why did the mom bring a pencil to bed?

In case she had to draw the line with her kids.

Why don’t mothers trust stairs?

Because they’re always up to something.

Why did the mother always carry a red pen?

To correct her kids' mistakes – even their jokes.

Why did the mother go to art school?

To learn how to draw the line with her kids' demands.

Why did the mother duck go to therapy?

She was feeling a bit quacked!

What did the digital clock say to its mother?

"Look, Ma, no hands!"

Why did the mother insist on a clean house?

Because it’s easier to find her sanity that way.

Why did the mother keep a broom in the car?

For sweeping changes and flying off the handle!

Why was the math book sad on Mother’s Day?

Because it had too many problems to count.

Why don’t moms ever need glasses?

Because they always see right through you.

Why did the mother call a timeout?

Because she needed a moment to check her 'mom'-ents!