Here are 15 funny quotes about Lady Whistledown from "Bridgerton":

"Lady Whistledown knows your secrets before you even tell your best friend."

"If Lady Whistledown had a social media account, it would break the internet daily."

"When Lady Whistledown writes, the quills tremble in anticipation."

"In a world full of secrets, Lady Whistledown is the ultimate keeper of none."

"Lady Whistledown could make a gossip column out of a grocery list."

"Lady Whistledown's pen is mightier than any sword, and twice as sharp."

"Everyone in town tries to avoid Lady Whistledown’s gaze, but no one can escape her quill."

"Lady Whistledown doesn’t just spill the tea; she serves it piping hot with a side of scandal."

"If you think you can outsmart Lady Whistledown, think again. She’s always ten steps ahead."

"Lady Whistledown’s words have the power to make or break a reputation faster than you can say 'scandal'."

"When Lady Whistledown has writer’s block, society breathes a sigh of relief."

"Lady Whistledown’s column is the only news more eagerly awaited than the queen’s decree."

"If walls could talk, they’d be Lady Whistledown’s best sources."

"Lady Whistledown’s favorite hobby? Turning whispers into headlines."

"In the game of secrets, Lady Whistledown always wins."

I hope these quotes capture the witty and sharp essence of Lady Whistledown!