Here are 15 funny quotes about vegetables:

1. "I love vegetables. I eat so many vegetables that I would have been a vegetarian if it weren't for bacon."

2. "A day without vegetables is like a day without sunshine... and I prefer cloudy days."

3. "The best way to eat vegetables is to have someone else prepare them and clean up the mess."

4. "Salads are just excuses to eat croutons and dressing."

5. "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."

6. "I find it strange that more people aren’t fond of broccoli. It’s a real florets to be reckoned with."

7. "If you eat a raw onion every day, you’ll live to a ripe old age – with the most interesting conversations."

8. "I try to make myself eat a salad, but even my salad looks like it needs a salad."

9. "Eating vegetables is a way to remind myself I’m not a kid anymore – because I definitely didn’t ask for these on my pizza."

10. "Cucumbers are 96% water and 4% disappointment."

11. "I've never met a vegetable I didn't want to throw away immediately."

12. "Life is too short to pretend you enjoy kale."

13. "Vegetables are the sidekicks of the culinary world. They never get the starring role, but you’d miss them if they were gone."

14. "If you hate washing dishes, just eat your salad right out of the bag. Zero cleanup."

15. "I like to think of myself as a rebellious eater: I eat vegetables because I want to, not because they're healthy."