Here are 15 funny quotes about superfoods:

"Superfoods: making kale cool one smoothie at a time."

"Quinoa: because rice just isn't trendy enough."

"Avocado toast is proof that not all heroes wear capes."

"Kale: the vegetable that keeps trying to be the prom queen of the grocery store."

"Chia seeds: turning your breakfast into a science experiment since forever."

"Blueberries: the tiny powerhouses that make you feel virtuous for snacking."

"Acai bowls: because eating dessert for breakfast is now socially acceptable."

"If superfoods were superheroes, spinach would be Superman."

"Almonds: the little nuts that make you feel like a health guru."

"Beets: the superfood that makes your smoothie look like a crime scene."

"Turmeric: making your food look exotic and your fingers yellow."

"Goji berries: because sometimes raisins just aren't hip enough."

"Coconut oil: the superfood that claims to fix everything except your love life."

"Flaxseeds: the superfood that turns your water bottle into a maraca."

"Seaweed: the ocean’s way of saying, ‘Eat your greens, but make it trendy.’"

I hope these quotes add some humor to your day!