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part2: here are some funny jokes about the human body:
Why did the rib cage get in trouble? For always ribbing on others.
What did the blood cell say to its buddy? "Let's circulate!"
Why do noses always get tired? Because they run all day.
Why did the hair get in trouble? It couldn’t keep itself straight.
Why do teeth never get bored? Because they always find something to chew on.
Why did the bone go to school? To get a little more backbone.
Why did the kidney go to the comedy club? Because it needed to unwind and laugh.
Why was the esophagus always so serious? Because it couldn't take a joke, it always choked.
Why don’t lips ever lie? Because they can’t keep anything sealed.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
Why did the pelvis go to therapy? Because it couldn't find its center.
What did the muscle say to the gym equipment? "Let's get pumped!"
Why don’t arteries and veins get along? They have a lot of bad blood between them.
Why did the bone get promoted? It had a lot of joint experience.
Why did the brain go to the art museum? To get a little culture.
Why did the skeleton stay calm during the storm? He knew he had a good backbone.
Why was the nervous system always so stressed? It was always on edge.
What did the right lung say to the left lung? "We should really stop hanging out with smokers."
Why was the cerebellum always throwing a party? It knew how to coordinate.
Why did the skin break up with the hair? It got tired of the split ends.
What did the leg say to the foot? "You really are a sole-mate."
Why did the pancreas go to the therapist? Because it couldn't handle the sugar-coating anymore.
Why did the thyroid join a choir? It wanted to hit the high notes.
Why don’t bones ever get lost? Because they always stick together.
Why was the spleen always the life of the party? Because it was good at filtering out the bad vibes.
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