Here are 10 funny jokes about budgets:

1. Why did the budget break up with its calculator? It just couldn't handle its needs anymore!

2. Why did the budget go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns!

3. What did the budget say to the wallet? "You're too thin, I need to fatten you up!"

4. Why was the budget always stressed? It couldn't balance its life!

5. Why don't budgets ever win at poker? They can't handle the high-stakes!

6. Why did the budget go to the beach? It needed to see some liquid assets!

7. Why did the budget go to the party? It heard there were free spreadsheets!

8. Why did the budget bring a ladder to work? It wanted to reach the highest returns!

9. What did the budget say to the bank? "I'd like to make a deposit, but I'm overdrawn on energy!"

10. Why did the budget refuse to play hide and seek? It couldn't find any savings!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face.