Here are 10 funny quotes about the UEFA Euro 2024 match between Germany and Spain:

1. "Germany vs. Spain: where the goals were harder to find than a needle in a haystack!"
2. "The match was so intense, even the goalposts were sweating!"
3. "Germany vs. Spain: a clash of titans that ended with more drama than a telenovela!"
4. "Spain's defense was tighter than a jar of pickles no one could open!"
5. "Germany vs. Spain had more plot twists than a mystery novel!"
6. "The real winner of the match? The fans who survived the nail-biting finish!"
7. "If football matches were roller coasters, this one would be the highest and fastest ride!"
8. "Germany vs. Spain: proving once again that football is 90 minutes of trying to keep your heart in your chest!"
9. "The match was so tense, even the referees needed a time-out!"
10. "Watching Germany vs. Spain was like watching a chess match, only with more running and fewer pieces!"

These quotes humorously capture the intensity, drama, and excitement of the Germany vs. Spain match in UEFA Euro 2024.