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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about "Avengers: Endgame":


Why did Spider-Man join the Avengers?
Because he wanted to be part of a web-slinging team!

Why did Thor bring a ladder to Avengers HQ?
To get to the top of his "Asgard" game.

Why did Iron Man go to school?
To get sharper in the arc reactor class.

Why did Captain America carry around a notebook?
Because he was always taking "super" notes.

What do you call the Avengers in a hurry?
The Quick-Silver team!

Why don't the Avengers use the internet?
Because they already have the Web-Slinger!

Why did Ant-Man and Wasp break up?
Because she was buzzing off in her own direction!

Why did Hulk always win at hide and seek?
Because good luck finding a giant green rage monster!

What do you call Hawkeye when he misses?
A Clumsy Archer.

Why did Thanos bring an extra chair to the Avengers' fight?
Because he expected to sit and snap!

Why did Doctor Strange become a teacher?
Because he knew how to handle strange students!

Why does Groot never need a translator?
Because everyone understands "I am Groot."

Why did Black Widow bring string to the battle?
To tie up some loose ends.

Why did Rocket Raccoon always bring a map?
So he wouldn't get lost in space.

Why did Vision bring his calculator to the Avengers' meeting?
To keep everything in "checkmate."

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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