here are 15 funny jokes about a balanced diet:

Why did the scarecrow start a diet?

He wanted to be outstanding in his field!

What’s a balanced diet?

A cookie in each hand!

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because it couldn’t find a date!

Why did the diet go to therapy?

It had too many mixed greens!

Why did the cucumber refuse dessert?

It was in a pickle with its diet!

What’s a dietitian’s favorite exercise?

Chewing!

How do you make a diet root beer float?

Add a scoop of diet ice cream!

Why did the bread go on a diet?

It wanted to be a little less loaf-y!

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Quit stalking me, I'm on a diet!

Why don’t diets work in space?

Because there’s no weigh!

How do you get a rock star to eat a balanced diet?

Tell them there’s a salad bar at the after-party!

Why did the peanut go on a diet?

It felt a little butter than the rest!

What do you call a diet without fruits and vegetables?

Nuts!

Why did the cookie go to the gym?

To get a little less crumb-y!

Why did the vegan break up with the meat-lover?

Their relationship was too rare!

I hope these bring a smile to your face!