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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &

Here are 15 funny jokes about chocolate:

 

Why did the chocolate bar go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter?
You spread me right round, baby, right round!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby!

How does a chocolate cake say goodbye?
"Have a cocoa-nice day!"

Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What kind of candy can't you trust?
Sweet talkers!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!

How do you know if a chocolate chip cookie is good at math?
It counts chocolate chips!

What's a cow's favorite chocolate?
Moo-llennium Crunch!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a bit bitter!

What did one chocolate bar say to the other?
You’re sweet!

Why was the chocolate chip staring at the microwave?
It wanted to become a chipper chocolate!

What’s a monkey’s favorite chocolate?
A chimp-off-the-old-block!

How does a chocolate keep its coat so shiny?
It coats its stomach with cocoa butter!

Why did the chocolate cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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