Here are 15 funny jokes about chocolate:

 

Why did the chocolate bar go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter?

You spread me right round, baby, right round!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crumby!

How does a chocolate cake say goodbye?

"Have a cocoa-nice day!"

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What kind of candy can't you trust?

Sweet talkers!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to school?

Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!

How do you know if a chocolate chip cookie is good at math?

It counts chocolate chips!

What's a cow's favorite chocolate?

Moo-llennium Crunch!

Why did the chocolate go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a bit bitter!

What did one chocolate bar say to the other?

You’re sweet!

Why was the chocolate chip staring at the microwave?

It wanted to become a chipper chocolate!

What’s a monkey’s favorite chocolate?

A chimp-off-the-old-block!

How does a chocolate keep its coat so shiny?

It coats its stomach with cocoa butter!

Why did the chocolate cookie go to school?

Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!