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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about IKEA:


Why did the customer bring a ladder to IKEA?
To reach new heights in shopping.

Why don't people play hide and seek at IKEA?
Because good luck finding anyone in that maze!

Why did the IKEA bookshelf go to therapy?
It had too many shelf-esteem issues.

What’s IKEA’s favorite type of music?
Assembly rock.

Why was the IKEA employee always calm?
They were used to dealing with flat-pack problems.

Why did the robot go to IKEA?
It needed to recharge its batteries and get a flat-pack oil change.

Why did the DIY enthusiast go to IKEA?
For some shelf-help.

Why was the IKEA table always invited to parties?
Because it was great at bringing people together.

Why did the IKEA instructions file a complaint?
They were tired of being misunderstood.

Why did the IKEA bed break up with the IKEA dresser?
Because they couldn’t find the right drawer-matic.

What do you call a well-dressed IKEA employee?
A flat-pack fashionista.

Why did the computer programmer love IKEA?
Because they enjoyed debugging furniture assembly.

What’s the most challenging part of IKEA furniture?
Trying to pronounce the names.

Why did the IKEA furniture refuse to tell secrets?
Because it knew how to keep things in drawers.

What did the customer say after assembling their IKEA chair?
"Finally, I can sit and recover from the instructions!"

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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