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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &

Here are 15 funny jokes about the movie "Frozen":


Why did Elsa break up with the snowman?
Because he kept giving her the cold shoulder!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!

What do you call Olaf in summer?
A puddle!

Why did Anna bring a ladder to the movie?
Because she heard the rating was through the roof!

Why did Kristoff go to school?
To get a little brr-ighter!

What does Elsa say when she wants to build a snowman?
"Let it snow!"

How does Olaf get around?
By riding an "Icycle"!

Why did Olaf get kicked out of the party?
Because he kept "icing" everyone out!

What’s Olaf’s favorite type of music?
Cool jazz!

Why was Elsa a good candidate for the job?
Because she was "ice" to meet you!

What’s Elsa’s least favorite meal?
Frozen dinners!

Why did the scarecrow get an award in Arendelle?
Because he was outstanding in his snow field!

What’s Anna’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!

Why did Sven bring a map to the movie?
Because he heard it was a journey to the unknown!

Why doesn’t Elsa like making jokes?
Because she’s afraid of giving people the "chills"!

I hope these jokes bring some icy laughter!

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