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here are 15 funny jokes about the Olympics:
Why did the scarecrow become an Olympic champion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the math book look sad at the Olympics? Because it had too many problems to solve!
What do you call a race between two turtles at the Olympics? A slow motion event!
Why did the bicycle refuse to compete in the Olympics? It was two-tired!
Why don't basketball players get married at the Olympics? Because they want to stay single and not double dribble!
What did the Olympic weightlifter eat for breakfast? A bar-bell!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the Olympics? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the gymnast go to the bank before the Olympics? To check her balance!
Why did the tomato turn red at the Olympics? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do Olympians always carry a pencil? In case they have to draw a crowd!
Why did the sprinter go to jail after the Olympics? Because he was caught on the run!
What do you call a marathon for pastors? A Rev-run!
Why did the chicken join the Olympic diving team? Because it wanted to make a big splash!
Why did the computer get disqualified from the Olympics? It took a byte out of the competition!
Why don’t they play hide and seek at the Olympics? Because good players are always hard to find!
I hope these jokes bring some Olympic-sized laughs.
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This made my day! 💚 Thanks!
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