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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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here are 15 funny jokes about the Olympics:

  1. Why did the scarecrow become an Olympic champion? Because he was outstanding in his field!

  2. Why did the math book look sad at the Olympics? Because it had too many problems to solve!

  3. What do you call a race between two turtles at the Olympics? A slow motion event!

  4. Why did the bicycle refuse to compete in the Olympics? It was two-tired!

  5. Why don't basketball players get married at the Olympics? Because they want to stay single and not double dribble!

  6. What did the Olympic weightlifter eat for breakfast? A bar-bell!

  7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the Olympics? In case he got a hole in one!

  8. Why did the gymnast go to the bank before the Olympics? To check her balance!

  9. Why did the tomato turn red at the Olympics? Because it saw the salad dressing!

  10. Why do Olympians always carry a pencil? In case they have to draw a crowd!

  11. Why did the sprinter go to jail after the Olympics? Because he was caught on the run!

  12. What do you call a marathon for pastors? A Rev-run!

  13. Why did the chicken join the Olympic diving team? Because it wanted to make a big splash!

  14. Why did the computer get disqualified from the Olympics? It took a byte out of the competition!

  15. Why don’t they play hide and seek at the Olympics? Because good players are always hard to find!

I hope these jokes bring some Olympic-sized laughs.

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