Here are 15 funny jokes about the Olympics

Why don't Olympic sprinters eat fast food?

Because they can't catch it!

Why did the scarecrow win an Olympic medal?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why don't skiers ever get angry at the Olympics?

Because they know how to go downhill fast!

What’s a gymnast’s least favorite vegetable?

The turnip!

Why did the basketball player bring string to the Olympics?

In case he needed to tie the score!

Why was the math book sad during the Olympics?

Because it had too many problems to solve!

How do Olympic athletes stay cool during the games?

They stand next to their fans!

Why did the soccer player bring a ladder to the Olympics?

To get to the high kicks!

Why don’t they play poker in the Olympics?

Because it’s hard to shuffle the cards on the grass!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the Olympics?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the computer go to the Olympics?

It wanted to compete in the pent-a-thlon!

What’s a runner’s favorite type of music?

Hip hop!

Why was the Olympic stadium so cool?

Because it was full of fans!

Why don't Olympic marathon runners ever get lost?

Because they always follow the course!

Why did the tomato turn red at the Olympics?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!