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here are 15 funny jokes about "Star Wars: The Force Awakens":


  1. Why did Kylo Ren bring a ladder to the Millennium Falcon? He heard the Resistance was on a higher level!

  2. How does Kylo Ren like his toast? On the dark side!

  3. Why did Rey become a droid mechanic? She heard BB-8 needed a hand!

  4. Why did Finn join the Resistance? Because he couldn't stormtroop anymore!

  5. What do you call a stormtrooper who's been hit with a lightsaber? A glow stick!

  6. Why did Poe Dameron join the Resistance? He heard there were X-wing opportunities!

  7. Why did Kylo Ren go to anger management classes? He couldn't control his Solo temper!

  8. Why did Chewbacca go to the hair salon? To get a Wookiee makeover!

  9. Why did BB-8 cross the road? To roll to the other side!

  10. What's Kylo Ren's favorite music genre? Heavy Sith!

  11. Why did Rey visit Maz Kanata's castle? To find out if the Force was with her!

  12. Why did Finn and Poe Dameron start a band? They wanted to be Resistance rock stars!

  13. How does Darth Vader like his coffee? On the dark side!

  14. Why did Han Solo buy a Wookiee-sized comb? To groom Chewbacca's ego!

  15. Why did Luke Skywalker never invest in the stock market? Because he always preferred using the Force!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!

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