Here are 15 funny quotes about IKEA:

1. "Going to IKEA is like embarking on an epic quest—you never know what you’ll find or if you'll make it out."

2. "IKEA: where the instructions are confusing, but the meatballs are straightforward."

3. "IKEA is the only place where you can buy a bookshelf and get lost in the store at the same time."

4. "IKEA: turning ‘Do-It-Yourself’ into ‘Do-It-Yourself-with-Tears’ since 1943."

5. "Shopping at IKEA: Come for the furniture, stay for the existential crisis."

6. "Building IKEA furniture is like doing a giant jigsaw puzzle, but with screws."

7. "IKEA: where you go in for one thing and leave with three extra rooms of furniture."

8. "IKEA: proving that relationships are built one confusing instruction at a time."

9. "IKEA: the only place where missing parts are a feature, not a bug."

10. "IKEA: because nothing says ‘I love you’ like a partner who helps you assemble a dresser."

11. "Buying furniture at IKEA is the adult version of playing with LEGOs."

12. "IKEA: where every product name sounds like it belongs in a fantasy novel."

13. "The best way to test a relationship? Assemble an IKEA piece together."

14. "IKEA: where the journey is half the fun and the other half is finding the right allen key."

15. "Navigating IKEA is like navigating life—sometimes you just need to follow the arrows and hope for the best."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!