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 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about mutual funds:


"A mutual fund allows you to lose all your money without the embarrassment of having to ask your broker why."

"Investing in a mutual fund is like holding a basket of eggs, and hoping none of them are rotten."

"Mutual funds: because who doesn’t enjoy paying for someone else’s yacht?"

"I put all my money in a mutual fund. It’s where I keep my lottery winnings until I can afford to buy a yacht."

"A mutual fund is the only thing that can make you feel like a genius and an idiot at the same time."

"Investing in mutual funds is like ordering a salad: it feels healthy until you see the bill."

"If you want to make a small fortune in mutual funds, start with a large fortune."

"Mutual funds: because every day is a roller coaster, and you might as well pay to ride it."

"I love mutual funds because they let me diversify my stress."

"Investing in mutual funds is like dieting: you know what you should do, but pizza and Netflix seem so much more appealing."

"My retirement plan is to find a mutual fund that returns phone calls."

"Mutual funds are like cats: they do whatever they want, and you just hope it doesn’t involve a trip to the vet."

"I invest in mutual funds for the same reason I don’t cook: too lazy to do it myself."

"Investing in mutual funds is like watching a soap opera: lots of drama, no guarantee of a happy ending."

"I have a mutual fund for my dreams, and a reality check for my bills."

These quotes poke fun at the ups and downs of investing in mutual funds while highlighting some of the humorous aspects of financial markets.

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