Here are 15 funny quotes about the Olympics:

1. "The Olympics: where you can watch world-class athletes achieve feats of strength and endurance, all while sitting on your couch eating chips."

2. "I wonder if Olympic athletes ever watch the Games and think, 'Wow, I could never do that.'"

3. "The Olympics: the only time when people cheer for running, jumping, and throwing things."

4. "Watching the Olympics makes me feel both incredibly patriotic and incredibly lazy."

5. "I don't always watch the Olympics, but when I do, I become an expert in sports I've never heard of."

6. "The Olympics are proof that there are people in the world who actually get up and run at 6 AM. Meanwhile, I'm over here running late."

7. "You know you're watching too much Olympics when you start giving commentary on your cat's jumps and landings."

8. "Every four years, the Olympics remind me how unathletic I am compared to 16-year-olds."

9. "The best part of the Olympics is seeing athletes' parents in the stands, looking both proud and relieved that all those years of driving to practice paid off."

10. "The Olympics: where you learn that walking is actually an Olympic sport, and then realize you've been doing it wrong your whole life."

11. "If watching the Olympics was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist."

12. "The Olympics are a great reminder that I should really start working out… tomorrow."

13. "The only time I’ll ever be a part of the Olympics is if there's a gold medal for binge-watching."

14. "I love the Olympics because it’s the only time where I can eat ice cream while watching someone break a world record."

15. "The Olympics are amazing. For two weeks, I care deeply about sports I’ve never heard of and will promptly forget after the closing ceremony."

These quotes capture the humor and relatability many people feel while watching the Olympics.