Here are 15 funny quotes about sushi:

"Sushi: Because sometimes you just need to feel fancy while eating raw fish."

"Sushi is the perfect first date food. It's light, sophisticated, and the wasabi clears out any awkward silences."

"I love sushi so much, I could easily roll into one myself."

"Why do I eat sushi with chopsticks? Because forks are too mainstream."

"Sushi: The only time I willingly eat seaweed."

"I’m on a seafood diet. I see sushi, and I eat it."

"Sushi: Proof that good things come in small, delicious packages."

"Sushi is like edible art—beautiful, delicate, and gone in seconds."

"If you don’t like sushi, we can’t be soy mates."

"Sushi is my happy place. It’s raw-some!"

"Sushi: The only food that makes playing with your food look elegant."

"I like to think of sushi as edible zen."

"Sushi: Because every once in a while, you need a food that challenges your chopstick skills."

"The only downside to sushi is that it doesn’t come with unlimited refills."

"Sushi is the answer. I don’t remember the question, but I’m sure sushi is the answer."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!