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Here are 15 funny quotes about basketball:


"Basketball is like photography; if you don't focus, all you have is the negative."

"Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them!"

"Basketball players never go on vacation. They’re afraid they’ll get called for traveling."

"You know you're a true baller when your shoes cost more than your rent."

"Why did the scarecrow become a great basketball player? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Basketball: where dribbling isn’t just for babies."

"In basketball, as in life, you have to keep pushing to get ahead—literally and figuratively."

"Basketball players are like computers—they don’t make mistakes; they have a lot of ‘bytes.’"

"Why was the basketball team always neat? They knew how to keep things in 'bounds'."

"Basketball: the only sport where getting ‘blocked’ isn’t just for your ex on social media."

"Basketball is the only place where shooting means something good."

"A true basketball player knows that practice makes perfect—except on game day."

"Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? He was getting too many rebounds."

"In basketball, as in life, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."

"Basketball players are always so cool because they know how to keep their ‘cool’ on the court."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!

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