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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about basketball:


"Basketball is like photography; if you don't focus, all you have is the negative."

"Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them!"

"Basketball players never go on vacation. They’re afraid they’ll get called for traveling."

"You know you're a true baller when your shoes cost more than your rent."

"Why did the scarecrow become a great basketball player? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Basketball: where dribbling isn’t just for babies."

"In basketball, as in life, you have to keep pushing to get ahead—literally and figuratively."

"Basketball players are like computers—they don’t make mistakes; they have a lot of ‘bytes.’"

"Why was the basketball team always neat? They knew how to keep things in 'bounds'."

"Basketball: the only sport where getting ‘blocked’ isn’t just for your ex on social media."

"Basketball is the only place where shooting means something good."

"A true basketball player knows that practice makes perfect—except on game day."

"Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? He was getting too many rebounds."

"In basketball, as in life, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."

"Basketball players are always so cool because they know how to keep their ‘cool’ on the court."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!

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