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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny baseball jokes for you:



Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game?

Because he heard the game was going into extra innings!
Why are frogs good baseball players?

They’re great at catching flies.
Why did the baseball team hire a cook?

They needed someone who could handle a batter!
Why don’t pitchers like to shop?

Because they don’t want to throw away their money.
Why did the baseball player get arrested?

He stole second base!
What’s the hardest part about being an umpire?

Dealing with the foul language!
Why was the baseball player a great musician?

He had perfect pitch.
Why did the baseball coach go to the bank?

To get his team a good pitcher!
What do baseball players eat on?

Home plates.
Why did the scarecrow become a baseball player?

He was outstanding in his field!
Why was the baseball team always so good at math?

They knew how to count their bases.
What do you call a baseball player who tells jokes?

A pinch-hitter.
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?

She ran away from the ball!
Why don’t baseball players ever get lost?

Because they always find their way home!
How do baseball players stay cool?

They sit next to their fans!

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