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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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here are 15 funny jokes about 5G technology:


Why did the smartphone break up with 4G?
It found a faster connection with 5G.

Why was the 5G tower always invited to parties?
Because it had the best reception.

How does 5G apologize?
"Sorry for the delay, I was buffering my thoughts."

What’s a 5G phone’s favorite workout?
High-speed data crunches.

Why don’t 5G signals get lost?
They always have a clear path.

What did the 5G phone say to the WiFi router?
"Catch me if you can!"

Why was the 5G signal always calm?
It had a lot of bandwidth to handle stress.

How does 5G tech stay cool?
With plenty of fans and a good data plan.

Why do 5G phones make great detectives?
They solve problems faster than anyone else.

What’s a 5G tower’s favorite dance move?
The high-speed shuffle.

Why did the 5G network get promoted?
It was outstanding in its field of signals.

How does 5G technology keep fit?
It’s always in high-speed mode.

What do you call a 5G signal with a bad attitude?
A real bad-bandwidth.

Why don’t 5G networks play hide and seek?
They’re always out in the open.

How does 5G tech start a conversation?
"Hey, do you come here with low latency often?"

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