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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about cycling:

Why don’t bikes stand on their own?
They’re two-tired!

Why did the cyclist bring string to the race?
To tie up the loose ends!

What do you call a cycling snail?
Slow-ped!

Why did the cyclist take a nap during the race?
He was on a cycle bed!

How do cyclists stay cool during a ride?
They use their fans—they're always behind them!

Why did the bicycle fall over at the bakery?
It lost its "wheely" good balance after eyeing those donuts!

What do you call a cyclist who just won the lottery?
A wheelie lucky person!

Why don’t cyclists ever get lost?
Because they always follow the cycle path!

What did the bike say to the cyclist?
"You make my wheels spin!"

Why did the bicycle refuse to move?
It was too tired of going in circles!

How do cyclists greet each other?
"Wheel meet again!"

Why don’t cyclists need a gym membership?
Because they get all their spinning done on the road!

Why did the cyclist bring a map to the race?
He didn’t want to get too off course!

What’s a cyclist’s favorite music genre?
Pedal to the metal!

Why was the cyclist always invited to parties?
Because he really knew how to handle the "brakes" and have fun!

These jokes add a light-hearted spin to the world of cycling!

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