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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about healthy sleep habits:


  1. Why did the mattress go to the doctor? Because it felt too much spring in its step!

  2. Why did the pillow apply for a job? It wanted to rest its case!

  3. Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw his dreams!

  4. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

  5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, and they need their beauty sleep!

  6. Why did the computer go to sleep? It needed to rest its byte!

  7. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at sleep camouflage!

  8. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it, right before bedtime!

  9. Why did the kid bring a ladder to bed? To reach the top of his dreams!

  10. What’s a vampire’s least favorite bedtime activity? Seeing their reflection in the morning mirror!

  11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls when they sleep? Because they’re shellfish dreamers!

  12. Why did the scarecrow sleep in the field? To get a little bit of night crow-sleeping!

  13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, which means it’s time to sleep inside!

  14. Why don’t sharks have trouble sleeping? Because they always find deep rest!

  15. What did the snooze button say to the alarm clock? "Let’s take this one second at a time."

I hope these jokes help you have a laugh and perhaps inspire some sweet dreams!

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