Here are 15 funny jokes about healthy sleep habits:

Why did the mattress go to the doctor? Because it felt too much spring in its step!
Why did the pillow apply for a job? It wanted to rest its case!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw his dreams!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts, and they need their beauty sleep!
Why did the computer go to sleep? It needed to rest its byte!
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at sleep camouflage!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it, right before bedtime!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to bed? To reach the top of his dreams!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite bedtime activity? Seeing their reflection in the morning mirror!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls when they sleep? Because they’re shellfish dreamers!
Why did the scarecrow sleep in the field? To get a little bit of night crow-sleeping!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, which means it’s time to sleep inside!
Why don’t sharks have trouble sleeping? Because they always find deep rest!
What did the snooze button say to the alarm clock? "Let’s take this one second at a time."

I hope these jokes help you have a laugh and perhaps inspire some sweet dreams!

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