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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about ice cream:


Why did the ice cream cone become a detective?
It wanted to get the scoop on everything!

What do you call a sad ice cream?
A meltdown.

Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
In case of sprinkles!

What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
“What’s the scoop?”

Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of all the rocky road!

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it (and then put that tissue in your ice cream cone for some extra fun).

What do you get when you cross ice cream with a snake?
A sweet treat that gives you a brain-freeze and a hiss!

Why did the strawberry ice cream go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little berry sick.

What is an ice cream cone’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to chill to!

Why did the ice cream cone start meditating?
To find its inner scoop.

What do you call an ice cream cone at the beach?
A sandy sundae.

Why don’t ice cream cones play basketball?
Because they might get licked!

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa!

Why did the ice cream refuse to play hide and seek?
It didn’t want to get caught!

What did the vanilla ice cream say to the chocolate ice cream?
"You make life sweet and cool!"

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and a craving for some delicious ice cream!

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