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Here are 15 funny jokes about "The Lion King" movie:
Why did Simba's father get lost? Because he couldn't follow the Mufasa signs.
What’s Simba’s favorite instrument? The lion harp.
Why did Simba look so cool? Because he always had his pride with him.
What did Timon say when Pumbaa told him to move faster? “Hakuna Ma-turtle!”
Why did Nala bring a ladder to the Pride Rock? To see the lion king up high.
Why did Simba’s father always carry an umbrella? Because of the reign.
Why did Rafiki slap Simba? To let him know it was time to get a move on – no monkey business!
Why did Simba’s friend get a job at the zoo? He was a real lion-tamer.
Why do lions always eat raw meat? Because they don’t know how to cook!
What’s Scar’s favorite game? Monopoly, because he loves to take over everything.
Why did Pumbaa bring soap to the savannah? Because he was a little bit of a pig.
What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion.
How does Simba like his jokes? Roaring with laughter.
Why did Simba always do well in school? Because he was very bright and prideful.
What do you get if you cross a lion and a snowman? Frostbite.
I hope these jokes give you a good laugh!
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