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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about pancakes:


  1. Why did the pancake become a motivational speaker? It had a lot of flip-tastic ideas!

  2. What do you call a pancake that’s always falling behind? A waffle!

  3. Why did the pancake go to the doctor? It was feeling a little flat.

  4. How do pancakes express their feelings? They pour their hearts out!

  5. Why do pancakes never get lonely? Because they always come in stacks!

  6. What do you call a pancake after a workout? A buff-cake.

  7. Why did the pancake cross the road? To get to the syrup on the other side!

  8. What did the pancake say to the maple syrup? “I’m sweet on you!”

  9. How do you make a pancake smile? Butter it up!

  10. What’s a pancake’s favorite sport? Flipping!

  11. Why don’t pancakes tell secrets? Because they might spill the batter.

  12. What’s a pancake’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of flips and turns!

  13. What do you call a pancake that tells jokes? A pun-cake!

  14. Why did the pancake get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field (of wheat).

  15. How do you make a pancake laugh? Give it a little whisker tickle!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and maybe even inspire a pancake breakfast!

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