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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about regular exercise:


  1. Why don't lazy people go to the gym? Because they can't find a spot to park their couch!

  2. Why did the scarecrow start exercising? He wanted to be outstanding in his field!

  3. Why did the bicycle refuse to stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

  4. Why did the tomato blush at the gym? Because it saw the salad dressing!

  5. Why do cows make great personal trainers? They really know how to moo-tivate you!

  6. How do you know if someone does CrossFit? Don't worry, they'll tell you within the first five minutes of meeting them!

  7. Why did the skeleton go to the gym? To get to the heart of the matter!

  8. Why don’t gym-goers ever tell secrets? Because they can’t handle the weight of it!

  9. Why did the weightlifter bring a pencil to the gym? In case they wanted to draw some muscle!

  10. What’s a runner’s favorite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

  11. Why did the yoga instructor go broke? Because she went on a flexibility payment plan!

  12. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! (Okay, not strictly about exercise, but dancing is a workout too!)

  13. Why did the baseball player go to the gym? To work on his swing!

  14. Why don’t some people like the new exercise trend of working out on farm equipment? It’s a real hayt-us.

  15. Why did the computer go to the gym? It wanted to get some bytes!

Hope these jokes add some humor to your exercise routine!

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