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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny jokes about Singapore:


  1. Why don’t they play hide and seek in Singapore? Because good luck hiding in a city with no privacy!

  2. Why did the banana go to Singapore? It heard the weather was a-peeling!

  3. What’s a Singaporean’s favorite kind of tea? Singapori-tea!

  4. Why did the tomato blush in Singapore? Because it saw the Marina Bay Sands infinity pool!

  5. Why was the computer so happy in Singapore? It found its perfect match in the city’s WiFi!

  6. Why do Singaporeans never get lost? Because there’s always a mall around the corner!

  7. Why don’t Singaporeans ever play cards? Because the city’s too clean for a good bluff!

  8. What do you call a lazy Singaporean? A MRT napper!

  9. Why did the scarecrow move to Singapore? Because it wanted to be outstanding in its field!

  10. Why did the duck cross the road in Singapore? To get to the other kaya toast!

  11. How do you make a Singaporean laugh on Monday? Tell them it’s a holiday!

  12. Why did the math book visit Singapore? Because it needed to solve its problems with a view!

  13. Why did the bicycle move to Singapore? It heard the city is great for cycling!

  14. Why did the tourist bring a ladder to Singapore? To see the top of the Supertree Grove!

  15. Why don’t ghosts haunt Singapore? Because the city’s so clean, even spirits need a pass!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your faces. 

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