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Here are 15 funny jokes about tacos:


Why did the taco visit the therapist?
Because it had too many layers to deal with!

What do you call a sleeping taco?
A siesta wrap!

Why don’t tacos ever get lost?
Because they always find their way back to salsa!

How do tacos say grace?
“Lettuce pray.”

What’s a taco’s favorite movie?
“Filling Good: The Guac and Roll Story.”

Why did the taco break up with the burrito?
It found out it was too wrapped up in itself.

What did the taco say to the guacamole?
“You complete me.”

Why do tacos make terrible musicians?
Because they always fall apart during the rap!

What’s a taco’s favorite music genre?
Wrap music!

Why do tacos make great friends?
Because they always shell out good advice.

What do you call a taco that’s always on the move?
A roam-ing taco.

Why did the taco go to school?
To become a little bita genius!

What did the taco say to its secret admirer?
“I’m nacho average love interest.”

Why did the taco blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

What’s a taco’s favorite type of joke?
Anything that’s corny!

I hope these jokes give you a good laugh and bring out your love for tacos!

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