Here are 15 funny quotes about boxing:

1. "Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it." – George Foreman

2. "The trouble with boxing is that it’s full of people who think they’re doing the fighting when really they’re just getting in the way." – Frank Bruno

3. "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." – Mike Tyson

4. "In boxing, you create a strategy to beat each new opponent. It’s just like chess." – Lennox Lewis

5. "I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark." – Muhammad Ali

6. "Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up." – Muhammad Ali

7. "To be a champ you have to believe in yourself when no one else will." – Sugar Ray Robinson

8. "Boxing is not about your feelings. It's about performance." – Manny Pacquiao

9. "You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know." – Lou Duva

10. "When I punch people in the face, they don’t think it’s too marvelous." – Muhammad Ali

11. "The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights." – Muhammad Ali

12. "It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog." – Archie Griffin

13. "Boxing is a lot of fun. You’re going to have fun when you’re in there punching and getting punched." – Mike Tyson

14. "Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious." – Alan Minter

15. "I’ve never been knocked out, but I’ve been eliminated from consciousness." – Mike Tyson

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and a bit of humor to your day!