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 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about cycling:

"Cycling is the only sport where you can sit down and still get a workout."

"My bike might not have a motor, but it does have a lot of heart."

"The only thing more fun than riding a bike is talking about riding a bike."

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep pedaling... and avoid potholes."

"When in doubt, pedal it out."

"Cycling: because running only uses one set of wheels."

"Why drive when you can ride and get some free therapy on two wheels?"

"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a bike—and that’s pretty close."

"A bad day on a bike always beats a good day in the office."

"Biking is the answer, no matter the question."

"The best views come after the hardest climbs... and the longest bike rides."

"You never truly learn to swear until you've tried fixing a flat tire mid-ride."

"I don’t ride a bike to add days to my life; I ride a bike to add life to my days."

"If you don’t crash at least once, you’re not going fast enough."

"Cycling: where going downhill is the reward, not the easy way out."

These quotes capture the humor and joy that come with being an avid cyclist!

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