Here are 15 funny quotes about Dubai, UAE:

"Dubai: where the skyline looks like it’s trying to reach the moon."

"In Dubai, the only thing that comes down faster than rain is the latest Lamborghini model."

"Dubai is so fancy, even the camels wear designer saddles."

"The only sand you'll find in Dubai's buildings is in the hourglass at the front desk."

"Dubai: the city where even the ATMs have gold dispensers."

"In Dubai, if you don’t have a skyscraper named after you, are you even trying?"

"You know you're in Dubai when the traffic jams are caused by supercars."

"In Dubai, it's not about keeping up with the Joneses; it's about keeping up with the Sheikhs."

"Dubai: where the malls are bigger than some countries."

"Dubai is the only place where ‘window shopping’ involves looking at yacht windows."

"In Dubai, even the fish in the aquarium are more expensive than your car."

"Dubai: where ‘I need a ride’ means calling for a helicopter, not a taxi."

"The only thing hotter than Dubai’s weather is the real estate market."

"In Dubai, they don’t just build skyscrapers; they create vertical cities."

"In Dubai, the construction cranes are so numerous, they could start their own flock."

I hope these quotes give you a good laugh and capture the unique charm and extravagance of Dubai!