Here are 15 funny quotes about ice cream:

1. "Ice cream is happiness condensed into a scoop."

2. "You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s pretty much the same thing."

3. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that's almost the same thing."

4. "Ice cream is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment."

5. "Life is like ice cream: enjoy it before it melts."

6. "Ice cream understands me better than anyone else."

7. "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"

8. "There’s no ‘we’ in ice cream, unless you’re sharing."

9. "When life gives you lemons, trade them for ice cream."

10. "I’d stop eating ice cream, but I’m not a quitter."

11. "Ice cream: the cure for everything from heartbreak to headaches."

12. "Keep calm and eat ice cream."

13. "Ice cream solves everything—if it doesn’t, add sprinkles."

14. "Life is better with a scoop of ice cream."

15. "You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make everyone an ice cream sundae."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the joy that ice cream brings happiness!