Here are 15 funny quotes about "The Lion King" movie:

1. "I was a lion king once... until I realized it was just my cat's Instagram filter."

2. "Watching The Lion King made me realize two things: one, I’m not emotionally stable, and two, lions have more drama than soap operas."

3. "Scar is proof that you can’t trust anyone with a British accent in an animated film."

4. "Simba’s life lesson: run away from your problems, hang out with carefree friends, and everything will eventually be fine."

5. "Hakuna Matata: The most irresponsible, yet oddly satisfying life philosophy ever."

6. "Rafiki hitting Simba with his staff is the animal kingdom's way of saying, 'Get over it.'"

7. "Who needs therapy when you have The Lion King and a box of tissues?"

8. "The Lion King taught me that if I ever feel down, I just need a warthog and a meerkat singing to me."

9. "Mufasa’s death: the reason why we all have trust issues."

10. "Only in The Lion King can you go from a tragic death scene to a happy-go-lucky bug-eating musical number."

11. "Scar’s real name should have been 'Dramatic Monologue' because that’s all he ever did."

12. "Watching The Lion King as an adult: 'Man, I hope Simba takes over the kingdom.' Watching it as a kid: 'Look at the funny meerkat and warthog!'"

13. "Simba’s roar at the end of The Lion King is every adult trying to assert dominance at work after a coffee break."

14. "Who knew that a movie about a lion cub would turn us all into sobbing messes? Thanks, Disney."

15. "The Lion King: Because nothing says family movie night like a brutal stampede and uncle betrayal."

I hope these quotes bring some humor and nostalgia to your day!