Here are 15 funny quotes about the movie "Iron Man":

1. "Tony Stark: Proof that even billionaires need a hobby."

2. "Iron Man: Because who needs superpowers when you have a genius-level intellect and a workshop full of gadgets?"

3. "The real superhero in Iron Man? Tony Stark's dry cleaning service."

4. "Iron Man's suit: The ultimate way to say 'I overpacked'."

5. "Tony Stark: Making billionaires look cool since 2008."

6. "If I had a dollar for every time Tony Stark made a sarcastic comment, I'd be able to buy my own Iron Man suit."

7. "Iron Man taught us that sometimes all you need to save the world is a smart mouth and a lot of tech."

8. "Tony Stark is the only guy who could make being kidnapped look like a business retreat."

9. "Why did Tony Stark cross the road? To get to his armor on the other side."

10. "Iron Man’s real superpower? Always having the best one-liners."

11. "Tony Stark: The only hero who can save the day and still have time for a cocktail."

12. "Iron Man's suit is like a Swiss Army knife, but way cooler and with more lasers."

13. "Tony Stark: Because every team of superheroes needs that one guy who never stops talking."

14. "Iron Man’s greatest enemy? The battery life on his suit."

15. "Tony Stark: Making sure you know that being a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist is a full-time job."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!