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Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities:

 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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here are 15 funny quotes about regular exercise:


  1. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"

  2. "I'm into fitness – fitness whole pizza in my mouth."

  3. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."

  4. "I have a gym membership. I try to go four times a week. I end up going about twice a month."

  5. "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

  6. "I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine."

  7. "I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise."

  8. "I do my best thinking about exercise during lunch."

  9. "I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hand."

  10. "I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle."

  11. "The only running I do is running out of money."

  12. "I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle."

  13. "I tried yoga, but I'm just not that bendy. Pass me the doughnuts."

  14. "I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing."

  15. "I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing."

These quotes humorously highlight the struggles and quirks of maintaining a regular exercise routine.

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