here are 15 funny quotes about regular exercise:

1. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"

2. "I'm into fitness – fitness whole pizza in my mouth."

3. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."

4. "I have a gym membership. I try to go four times a week. I end up going about twice a month."

5. "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

6. "I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine."

7. "I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise."

8. "I do my best thinking about exercise during lunch."

9. "I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hand."

10. "I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle."

11. "The only running I do is running out of money."

12. "I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle."

13. "I tried yoga, but I'm just not that bendy. Pass me the doughnuts."

14. "I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing."

15. "I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing."

These quotes humorously highlight the struggles and quirks of maintaining a regular exercise routine.