Here are 15 funny quotes about Singapore:

"In Singapore, even the gum chewers need a permit."

"Singapore: where the air is humid, the food is spicy, and the laws are strict."

"Singapore is so clean, you could practically eat off the sidewalks—but why would you when the hawker centers are so good?"

"In Singapore, jaywalking is practically a competitive sport."

"If you think your house is small, visit Singapore and get some real perspective!"

"In Singapore, the only thing hotter than the weather is the chili crab."

"Singaporeans don’t tan—they just get more reflective."

"Singapore: where the malls have malls inside of them."

"Why did the chicken cross the road in Singapore? To get to the other hawker center!"

"In Singapore, even the trees have a curfew."

"Singapore is proof that good things come in small, very organized packages."

"The only thing faster than Singapore’s MRT is the rate at which hawker food disappears."

"In Singapore, the national hobby is queuing—because every line leads to something delicious."

"Singapore is so efficient, even the sunsets are on time."

"In Singapore, you don’t need a weatherman to know it’s going to rain—just wait five minutes."

I hope these quotes give you a good laugh and capture the unique charm of Singapore!