Here are 15 funny quotes about skin care routines:

1. "I don’t always have time for a skin care routine, but when I do, I make sure it’s at 1 AM."

2. "My favorite exercise? Running through my 12-step skin care routine."

3. "I have a new 7-step skin care routine: cleanser, toner, serum, moisturizer, eye cream, mask, and prayer."

4. "Good skin care routine: Cleanse, tone, moisturize, SPF. Repeat. Forget steps. Panic."

5. "I don’t need an hourglass figure; I just need an hour for my skin care routine."

6. "I have a simple skin care routine: I wash my face, apply moisturizer, and hope for the best."

7. "My skin care routine is the only commitment I’m ready for right now."

8. "If only my skin could be as clear as my schedule for tonight’s skin care routine."

9. "Aging gracefully is just code for ‘I spent a fortune on skin care products.’"

10. "I use luxury skin care products because my skin deserves to be spoiled more than I do."

11. "Skin care is like dieting. You have to invest time and effort, and results may vary."

12. "My skin care routine is like a workout. Some days I’m fully committed, other days it’s a miracle if I wash my face."

13. "The most important step in my skin care routine? Coffee."

14. "If you can’t tone it, tan it; if you can’t tan it, mask it."

15. "I used to think having a nighttime skin care routine was for the glamorous. Now I know it’s for the survivors."

I hope these quotes bring some humor to your daily skin care regimen!