Here are 15 funny quotes about tennis:

"Tennis: the only sport where 'love' means nothing."

"My favorite tennis player is the one who makes me look athletic by comparison."

"If at first you don't succeed in tennis, blame your racket."

"The only thing more important than winning is making sure you look good while doing it."

"Tennis is 90% mental and the other half is physical."

"Tennis is a lot like dating. You start off with love and end with a racket."

"You don't need to be crazy to play tennis, but it helps."

"The best doubles team? My racket and my frustration."

"I don't always play tennis, but when I do, I make sure to hit every ball out of bounds."

"Why did the tennis player never use a smartphone? Because he couldn’t find a tennis app that could keep up with his smashing."

"Tennis: the sport where you grunt more than you score."

"My backhand may be weak, but my excuses are strong."

"Tennis players have two speeds: fast and ‘I can’t believe I missed that.’"

"Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses."

"I have a love-hate relationship with tennis. I love the sport, but it hates me."

These quotes should bring a smile to the face of any tennis enthusiast!