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 Here are 15 funny quotes about smart cities: "In a smart city, even the trash cans are probably more intelligent than me!" "Smart cities: where even the streetlights judge your bad parking." "In a smart city, getting lost is just your phone’s way of helping you explore." "I live in a smart city, but I still can’t figure out how to work the thermostat." "In a smart city, the Wi-Fi is faster than your coffee run!" "The only thing smarter than the city is the refrigerator that tells me I’m out of snacks." "I live in a smart city, but my GPS still can’t figure out my shortcuts." "Smart cities are great—until your fridge starts giving you diet advice." "In a smart city, even the pigeons probably have a data plan." "If my city’s so smart, why does it keep giving me traffic updates after I’m already stuck?" "Smart cities: Where the traffic lights are faster than your Tinder dates." &
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Here are 15 funny quotes about investing basics


"Investing is like dieting: easy to start, hard to maintain, and everyone thinks they’re an expert."

"My favorite part about investing? Watching my money do nothing—just like me on weekends."

"Investing is like a roller coaster: thrilling, terrifying, and you’re not sure if you want to get off or go again."

"I started investing for my future. Now I just invest to keep up with inflation."

"Investing: where patience is a virtue and panic is the enemy."

"My investment strategy? Buy low, sell high, and hope for the best!"

"They say money talks. Mine mostly says, ‘Bye’ when I invest."

"Investing is like a game of chess: you need strategy, patience, and occasionally a lucky move."

"I invest in the stock market the same way I buy groceries: I aim for the deals and hope for the best."

"My portfolio is like my closet: a mix of things I like, things I need, and things I have no idea why I bought."

"Investing is a bit like gardening: you plant the seeds, wait forever, and hope something grows."

"The best investment advice I’ve received? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket—unless it’s the golden goose."

"Investing is a lot like dating: you think you’ve found the one, and then it disappoints you."

"They say the stock market is a reflection of human nature. I didn’t know I was this unpredictable!"

"Investing is just adulting with money: confusing, stressful, and sometimes rewarding."

I hope these quotes add a bit of humor to the world of investing for you!

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