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Here are 15 funny jokes about immunity-boosting foods:



"Why did the garlic bring a first-aid kit to the party? Because it heard it was an immunity booster!"

"I asked my doctor how to boost my immunity. He said, 'Eat more berries.' Now, my fridge looks like a smoothie exploded."

"Why did the orange take up yoga? It wanted to become a flexible source of Vitamin C!"

"Kale walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Sorry, we don't serve superfoods that think they're better than everyone else.'"

"How do mushrooms stay so healthy? They’re always in the right 'immune'!"

"Why did the carrot go to therapy? It was trying to peel back its layers to boost its inner strength."

"Spinach says, 'I’m full of iron and ready to boost your immunity!' Broccoli replies, 'Cool story, Popeye.'"

"What did the elderberry say to the flu virus? 'You shall not pass!'"

"Why do lemons never get sick? Because they’re always full of zest and Vitamin C!"

"I told my smoothie I’m fighting off a cold, and it said, 'Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.'"

"Why did the apple get promoted? Because it was the core of the immunity team!"

"Ginger to the flu: 'I’m about to spice things up—get ready to leave!'"

"What do you call an onion that’s great at boosting your immunity? A 'tear'-rific friend!"

"Turmeric and ginger walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Here come the immunity dream team!'"

"Why did the blueberry meditate? To strengthen its antioxidant powers and keep calm while boosting your immunity!"

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