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Here are 15 funny jokes about salad:

  1. Why did the cucumber break up with the tomato?
    Because it thought the relationship was a little too "dressing."

  2. Why did the salad go to therapy?
    It had too many issues to toss out!

  3. I’m trying to eat more salads...
    ...but every time I do, I find myself adding croutons, bacon bits, and cheese. It’s basically a cheeseburger now.

  4. What’s a salad’s favorite song?
    “Lettuce Entertain You!”

  5. I made a salad for lunch today.
    It was mostly croutons and bacon bits. Actually, it was just bacon-wrapped croutons.

  6. Why don’t salads ever gossip?
    Because they know how to keep things leafy quiet.

  7. What did the salad say to the sandwich?
    Lettuce be friends!

  8. I tried to make a salad pun, but...
    ...I didn’t have enough dressing for the punch line.

  9. Why did the salad sit alone at lunch?
    Because it was feeling green with envy.

  10. My idea of a balanced diet:
    A salad in one hand, and a slice of pizza in the other.

  11. Why do salads never get bored?
    Because they’re always being tossed around!

  12. I wanted to make a salad joke, but...
    ...I didn’t have the thyme for it.

  13. Why do salad ingredients never argue?
    They all know how to blend well together.

  14. If salads could talk, what would they say?
    "Lettuce be honest, we're better with bacon."

  15. When I said I wanted to “turn over a new leaf,”
    I didn’t mean adding kale to my salad!

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