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Here are 10 funny jokes about Athens, Greece:

 



  1. "Why don’t they play hide and seek in Athens? Because good luck hiding when everything’s in ruins!"

  2. "What did one Greek statue say to another? 'I can’t believe we’re still standing here while the world keeps turning!'"

  3. "Why did the philosopher bring a ladder to the Parthenon? To reach new heights in his thinking!"

  4. "What’s a Greek's favorite exercise? The ‘Plato’ stretch—because it really gets to the core of philosophy!"

  5. "Why did the tourist bring a pencil to Athens? To draw conclusions about the Acropolis!"

  6. "How do you know when it’s summer in Athens? The sun gets so hot it starts offering tanning tips!"

  7. "Why did Athena never get lost? Because she always followed her ‘goddess’ instincts!"

  8. "What do you call a group of Greek musicians? A 'philosophical band'—because they’re always looking for the next great idea!"

  9. "Why don’t the Athenians ever get lost? Because they always follow the ruins to find their way home!"

  10. "What did one olive say to the other in Athens? 'You’re looking extra pressed today!'"

Hope these jokes give you a good laugh!

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