Here are 10 funny jokes about healthy cooking tips:

1. Why did the salad go to the gym?
   Because it wanted to romaine in shape!

2. Why don’t healthy chefs ever get into trouble?
   Because they know how to avoid getting into a jam!

3. What’s a healthy cook’s favorite movie?
   The Fast and the Fiber-ious!

4. Why did the tomato turn red?
   Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it wasn’t organic!

5. Why don’t chefs trust tacos with healthy ingredients?
   Because they tend to spill the beans!

6. What’s a healthy cook’s favorite song?
   “We Will Quinoa You!”

7. Why did the baker bring kale to the party?
   Because he didn’t want his cake to carrot all by itself!

8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   Because they might crack up before they're boiled!

9. Why did the avocado break up with the frying pan?
   Because it found someone less oily!

10. What do you call a healthy chef who tells bad jokes?
    A punkin