Here are 10 funny jokes about risk management

Why did the risk manager bring a parachute to work?

He never takes any chances!

Why don't risk managers tell secrets?

Because they know loose lips sink ships!

How does a risk manager propose marriage?

"I’ve run the numbers, and there's a 95% probability you’ll say yes."

Why did the risk manager bring an umbrella on a sunny day?

Because he prepared for a 1% chance of rain!

What's a risk manager’s favorite type of vacation?

Staycations — because you avoid all the risks of travel!

How many risk managers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just plan for the worst and install backup lighting.

Why don’t risk managers play poker?

Because they’ve already calculated the odds of losing!

Why did the risk manager wear two life vests?

Because redundancy is key!

What's a risk manager's motto?

"Hope for the best, but expect a 20-page report on what could go wrong."

Why did the risk manager decline the lottery ticket?

The odds weren’t in his favor!