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Here are 10 funny jokes inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean:



Why doesn’t Jack Sparrow ever use Google Maps?
Because he prefers “following his compass… even if it points to rum!”

What’s Jack Sparrow’s worst nightmare?
A “bring-your-own-rum” party.

Why did Captain Barbossa bring an apple to the Black Pearl?
Because he was trying to keep the doctor (and the curse) away!

Why don’t pirates ever play hide-and-seek?
Because wherever Jack hides, they can smell the rum.

Why did Elizabeth Swann break up with her GPS?
It kept telling her where to go, and she was like, “It’s just a guideline!”

How do pirates make decisions on the Black Pearl?
They let Jack go first and call it… Captain’s RUMination.

Why was the Kraken bad at interviews?
He could never hold his focus.

Why did Jack Sparrow become a pirate?
For the love of adventure…and a serious lack of interest in a desk job.

How does Jack Sparrow keep his hair so nice at sea?
He uses “argan oil”…or is it rum?

What’s a pirate’s favorite movie rating?
Arrrrrr! But if it’s PG-13, they’re still onboard!

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